After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
現在 ...我有一間 $500,000.00的家,一部 $35,000.00車,一張漂亮的大床和一台大影幕電視,但我與一個63歲的老女人睡。對我而言,我似乎都不是站在對的事情那一邊。“
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.